rawr ecks dee

Reminder to slander your local deities (especially if they have dumb eyes and a dull face and a stupid sword)!
Blasphemy is good for the heart♥!

And if you wanna join a cult, mine's got plenty of space! You'll just have to relocate to Termina, but we've got, uhh, hmm, trees... And grass? Yeah! That's right! We've got all the grass you'll ever wanna touch. And our inverted festivals are to die for (if you're the chosen sacrifice, but don't worry, cult members are exempt from being choices unless they're stupid)!

Food for thought!!~🍖