VoxTek Administration Department Head Papermint speaking.
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VoxTek Administration Department Head Papermint.
If you have inquiries about my work you are welcome to contact me at [email protected]. No, there are no discounts, no favors, no refunds and this is not a direct line to Mr. Vox. No I will not be giving you his schedule nor will I be providing any for Miss Velvet, or Mr. Valentino.
Please stand by while I transfer you over to the ... (pause) ... cry-baby-bitch-boy department. Thank you for your patience.
Hello, Vaggie here! What a pleasure to meet you! I’d looove to chat and maybe get a story going! I’m open to any crossovers or AUs. Or even just some banter! I know my greeting is pretty basic, but I’m not completely lame, I promise! Hope to hear from you soon!